I'm Ashlen

I'm a 20 year old typical fangirl who likes attractive people and funny things. twitter: @itsashlen


If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails




Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

Fall weather makes me happy.


What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Parks and Recreation for 8 hours straight in your area”